Portrait of a Cereal Eater

This song was written about an old next door neighbour of mine when I was growing up. He was so pristine and abnormally normal that I like to think he had a secret sinister side to him ! He was definitely a cornflakes man, wore a full suit and briefcase combo to work and had a perfect striped lawn that he tended to every weekend. I have used my poetic license to add the restraining order stopping him seeing his 5 children !!

Song writing is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get

Have a listen...